It’s Fat Tuesday! Smarmoofus likes to…
My friends have been playing this Google game, wherein you enter your first name followed by “likes to”, the whole phrase contained in quotation marks. For me, that would be “Smarmoofus likes to”. Then you share the results while everybody laughs at all the fun (and sometimes inappropriate) phrases this search turns up. So I decided to change my Facebook status to:
Smarmoofus likes to earn Mardi Gras beads! (This message brought to you by the “‘Smarmoofus likes to…’ Google Project”™.)
And then I searched that full phrase to see if it would ever appear in my search results if I went through enough pages. I got this result:
No results found for “Smarmoofus likes to earn Mardi Gras beads”.
Results for Smarmoofus likes to earn Mardi Gras beads (without quotes):
Hopefully, this will soon be rectified. *leaves treats out to entice the web crawlers*
February 25th, 2009 at 2:31 am
hehe i actually have a post like this
http://ciarasramblingsandwhatnot.com/2008/07/tagged-again.html
February 26th, 2009 at 11:40 am
I got a page worth of results from “Smarmoofus likes to”. But they were all links to this post.
But it could be worse. Apparently “Mojo” is a popular name for dogs and cats. Which accounts for things like:
“Mojo likes to be close to people.” (no. not really.)
“Mojo likes to play in water.” (ibid)
and perhaps the oddest one:
“Mojo likes to hang out on top of doors” (wtf?)
I did find one that actually was about me though… which was kinda surprising.
“…Mojo likes to say, click to embiggen”
The most disturbing?
“mojo likes to bomb” (wait. what??)
But my personal favorite had to be (you have to see it in context for the full effect):
“Much like Santa, Mojo is jolly and has a beard. Unlike St. Nick, Mojo likes to say the word tallywhacker. Whose lap would you rather sit on?”
So you see? Sometimes being unGoogleable is a good thing.
*tosses Mardi Gras beads*
February 26th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I like this meme, quite interesting results, lol.
- Maya likes to call her energetic, yet sophisticated style music of the future.
- Maya likes to choose the music she dances to, sometimes to ironic effect. [that one's from an article about a stripper!]
- Maya likes to go to school, ride the bus, and celebrate Christmas.
- Maya likes to play around, but she’ll never let you down.
- MAYA likes to watch romantic films.
- Maya likes to recollect her thoughts in tranquility.